Open Letter to Santa

Santa:

Listen, I know that we got off to a bad start at the mall the other day. It's just that you are really, really big and a little intimidating. And if I may say so myself, you are a little crusty. Wash your beard, Santa. (I'm just sayin'). Bottom line: All of the shorties that I roll with have some really macked out train tables. All I ask of you is that you hit me with the Lights and Sounds Train Table from Toys R Us.

Fondly,
Davis