Greatest Show on Earth!

Today I went to the circus. Greatest Show on Earth? Affirmative. I was reading in the Washington Post that PETA was doing their yearly picket of the circus. Signs and screaming. Same ol, same ol. Blah, blah, blah. I say, shut down the ballyhoo. I am just tryin' to see a Bengal tiger and a trapeze act while I enjoy a snow cone. PETA, cool your jets. It's not like I wear a full length mink coat on a daily basis. (Although, that might be pretty ballin'. Just sayin').