So, Mama and Papa tell me that we are adding another kid to the family. Supposedly, this new addition will officially be here on New Years Day. But, I mean, come on. What do you expect me to say? Do you expect some sort of happy dance from me? I'm no fool. I know what is about to go down. I am going to have to share my toys, food, and worst of all---this clown baby is gonna get all of my parents' time. Listen, I'll hit you with a fake smile (see above) and we can talk about this some more in the coming months. Good day.